Mean old mom makes me get dressed every day and comb my hair. Mean old mom makes me clean my room and fold my clothes. If I make a mess, mean old mom makes me clean it up. Mean old mom makes me practice the piano and do my homework. Mean old mom makes me be nice to my siblings and give toys back that I took away. Mean old mom makes me eat my vegetables. Mean old mom makes me go play outside. (Can you imagine that?) Mean old mom makes me brush and floss my teeth. Mean old mom makes me entertain myself.
But I guess mean old mom isn't too mean. She does let me play my video games and watch TV. Of course, that's only after she makes me do all that other stuff. But mean old mom makes me popcorn while I watch my movie. She hugs me when I get hurt and lets me make brownies. She takes me fun places, even though I sometimes say it's boring. (I hope she didn't catch me having a good time.) Mean old mom gives me lots of great presents for my birthday and for Christmas. She always buys my favorite cereals for breakfast and she did make my favorite meal last week. So maybe mean old mom isn't really that mean. Maybe she's really nice. I just can't let her in on that or she might try to be meaner. Mean old Mom!!!