"Mom, I got a bleeder!" In reference to a booboo she had yesterday.
"Can I have a Dora sippy?" This is said hourly, it seems.
"Look mom, that's a luttle gramma." (luttle=little) This was said while pointing at a little old lady at church.
"I just wanna take a luttle nap." Ah, the little nap is such a joke. It's like five minutes long.
"I not luttle, I big." She's big and little all at the same time!
"Michael's touching me." See me rolling my eyes. And yes there's a whole post dedicated to this subject further down.