Things I never knew I would say as a mother.

1. Don't put bubbles on the baby's head.
2. Please don't climb up the door jams.
3. You can have a snack before dinner as long as you'll leave me alone!
4. Spit the money out, it doesn't go in your mouth.
5. Please don't shove the cat through that hole, he doesn't fit.
6. Katherine, get your clothes back on, you can't jump on the trampoline naked!
7. It's ok if the baby isn't sleeping in her bed, as long as she isn't screaming just let her be.
8. Please don't jump on your sister's stomache.
9. Don't take your DS in the bathroom please!!
10. Please go get a tissue!
11. You can't wear that to school, it's not the middle of summer!
12. Honey, the cats can't eat peanutbutter.

These are just a few little gems that I thought of! Isn't motherhood fun?!?