Upon arriving home I said: "I bet your friend Kirk will be knocking on the door soon to play."
Michael: "I need some quality time on my DS first."
Snicker, snicker. Me: "Quality time, huh?"
Michael, in all sincerity: "Yeah, I haven't had any quality time on my DS yet today. And you said I could play when we got home."
Me, still snickering: "Yes I did!"
The things he come up with! He cracks me up!